~real simple lessons~

a quick message found in lines:

Teacher asks johnny:
"If there were five(5) birds on a fence and you shot one(1), how many would left?"

JOHNNY:

"None, as others will fly away"

TEACHER:

"The answer is four(4), but I like the way you think"

JOHNNY:

"I have a question ma'am. If three(3) women are eating ice cream, 1 licking, 1 biting and 1 sucking, which is married?"

TEACHER
(nervously answered):
"Well, the one sucking cone!"

JOHNNY:

"No, you are wrong. The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But..I like the way you think ma'am.."



~NAUGHTY BUT WISE~

I got this message from two(2) of my friends, same date, 3 seconds time difference..
True enough, kids' wits are amazing. Their young minds create brilliant ideas and formulate answers that sometimes seem complicate the older ones' way of thinking.
As man grows older, he exposes himself to a lot of discoveries and learning. Much as we search for impressive answers, the more we become fools of our own misguided imaginations.




~beanizer topicless for a moment~

9 comments:

g-r-a-n-e said...

ive read this also before..

how would you know if a woman is a real female or not?

Didz-W said...

Whahaha! Vewy funny! That's a good one Bean! I like the way you have this posted Bean. :P

wytwitch said...

i like the way they think! haha :D

♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ ayu ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ said...

really true..it's like..'nag mga kabataan ngayun..lumalaking pilosopo..' hehehe :P

(P.S. if you'll reply to this comment..pls. put it in my blog's comment box so that i can update my comments :D)

beanizer_05 said...

@ didZ:
thanx!..so that serves a lesson to all of us..think clear before answering..would you like to help me with g-r-a-n-e's Q here??..i don't know the answer..hehehe

@g-r-a-n-e:
reality check, it made me think hard! hahaha!..ok,,if she doesn't look like a man?..if she enters a female restroom?..or if she puts "F" in her gender info??..i wonder..pano ba?..sirit na c bean:)

beanizer_05 said...

@ witch:
hmmm..i wonder how you will answer that part..oh yan, sagutin mo ang Q ni grane..let's see..

@ ayu:
right. Sometimes kids make us feel fools..hehehe..mga pilosopo..

wytwitch said...

@bean - tough one, bean! argh! dinamay mo pa ko eh kaw nman tinatanong! hehehe cge il try..hm, u wud know when: a girl doesn't have an adam's apple, there's a dirt in her elbow and she twists it to the ryt to see the dirt, u'l also know it thru her voice...hehehe i think that's all i can share i even ask my mom about this! haha :D

An Ordinary Gal said...

ROFL at the post...Message you have given it at the end is really nice :)

beanizer_05 said...

@ witchy:
eh panu pag mt goiter or mataba, eh di rin mkikita ang adam's apple..eh boses ko nga png-babae eh..eh bkit ba may dumi sa siko nya?..

@xtra-ordinary gal:
thanx 4 reading and commenting..really appreciated:)