a quick message found in lines:
Teacher asks johnny:
"If there were five(5) birds on a fence and you shot one(1), how many would left?"
JOHNNY:
"None, as others will fly away"
TEACHER:
"The answer is four(4), but I like the way you think"
JOHNNY:
"I have a question ma'am. If three(3) women are eating ice cream, 1 licking, 1 biting and 1 sucking, which is married?"
TEACHER (nervously answered):
"Well, the one sucking cone!"
JOHNNY:
"No, you are wrong. The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But..I like the way you think ma'am.."
I got this message from two(2) of my friends, same date, 3 seconds time difference..
True enough, kids' wits are amazing. Their young minds create brilliant ideas and formulate answers that sometimes seem complicate the older ones' way of thinking.
As man grows older, he exposes himself to a lot of discoveries and learning. Much as we search for impressive answers, the more we become fools of our own misguided imaginations.
~beanizer topicless for a moment~
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Teacher asks johnny:
"If there were five(5) birds on a fence and you shot one(1), how many would left?"
JOHNNY:
"None, as others will fly away"
TEACHER:
"The answer is four(4), but I like the way you think"
JOHNNY:
"I have a question ma'am. If three(3) women are eating ice cream, 1 licking, 1 biting and 1 sucking, which is married?"
TEACHER (nervously answered):
"Well, the one sucking cone!"
JOHNNY:
"No, you are wrong. The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But..I like the way you think ma'am.."
~NAUGHTY BUT WISE~
I got this message from two(2) of my friends, same date, 3 seconds time difference..
True enough, kids' wits are amazing. Their young minds create brilliant ideas and formulate answers that sometimes seem complicate the older ones' way of thinking.
As man grows older, he exposes himself to a lot of discoveries and learning. Much as we search for impressive answers, the more we become fools of our own misguided imaginations.
~beanizer topicless for a moment~
