~unchanged chance~

A fifty year old lady is dying of cancer.
She asks God to give her another 25 years more.
God approves.
After her successful operation, she gets face lift, lipo and tummytuck.
When she went out of the hospital, a truck hit her.
She asks God: "Lord, you said you will give me 25 more years to live?"
God replied: " Ooops! Sorry girl, I didn't notice it's you!"

Have you heard this story?
The first time I read this, I laughed. A 50-year old cancer survivor had all those self-beautification was hit by a truck? What actually does she look like for that driver to hit her? Maybe her face was tucked and her tummy was lifted? I wonder...
Kidding aside, so what's the point of the story? (Do i sound like a story-teller now?)

In our hopeless times, we ask God for miracles to happen. Longer years, beautiful life, greater jobs and even perfect lovers(?). And when God grants us our wishes, we get blinded of that chance we are taking. We get dissatisfied, not contented of what He gave us. We crave for more fun, more pleasures. In the end, we realize, we just had wasted the best of what we have. We lost them and regret again.
Sometimes we missed to stay as who we are. We became a different person. Great if we changed for the better, but sad if we become worse. Wish and strive to become a beautiful human from the inside. Mold your consciousness to the sweet wonderful life.

The physical beauty may perish but what makes you a YOU will stay until you're six feet under.

~~beanizer still searching for a great topic

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~real simple lessons~

a quick message found in lines:

Teacher asks johnny:
"If there were five(5) birds on a fence and you shot one(1), how many would left?"

JOHNNY:
"None, as others will fly away"

TEACHER:
"The answer is four(4), but I like the way you think"

JOHNNY:
"I have a question ma'am. If three(3) women are eating ice cream, 1 licking, 1 biting and 1 sucking, which is married?"

TEACHER (nervously answered):
"Well, the one sucking cone!"

JOHNNY:
"No, you are wrong. The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But..I like the way you think ma'am.."

~NAUGHTY BUT WISE~

I got this message from two(2) of my friends, same date, 3 seconds time difference..
True enough, kids' wits are amazing. Their young minds create brilliant ideas and formulate answers that sometimes seem complicate the older ones' way of thinking.
As man grows older, he exposes himself to a lot of discoveries and learning. Much as we search for impressive answers, the more we become fools of our own misguided imaginations.



~beanizer topicless for a moment~

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