~the moral~

A mother is preparing pancakes for her 2 sons, Kevin (5) and Ryan (3)..

The boys began to argue on who would get the first pancake..

Their mother saw the opportunity for moral lesson..

Mother: "If Jesus was sitting here, he would say-- "Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait."

The two brothers were deeply touched of their mother's words and so..

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said..

"Ryan, you be Jesus!"

"No! You be Jesus!", Ryan replied.

Mother ate the first pancake (teary-eyed).


Ok, now, what is the moral lesson? It's crystal clear.

~Don't starve your children.
~Time is running, don't delay preparations esp. meals.
~Be sensitive. Don't just serve pancakes on breakfast.

Sorry readers, Beanizer's really affected by El Niño--heat's getting into brain..can't think clear posts. Pardon the inconvenience.


~~Beanizer..bored:(

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~real simple lessons~

a quick message found in lines:

Teacher asks johnny:
"If there were five(5) birds on a fence and you shot one(1), how many would left?"

JOHNNY:
"None, as others will fly away"

TEACHER:
"The answer is four(4), but I like the way you think"

JOHNNY:
"I have a question ma'am. If three(3) women are eating ice cream, 1 licking, 1 biting and 1 sucking, which is married?"

TEACHER (nervously answered):
"Well, the one sucking cone!"

JOHNNY:
"No, you are wrong. The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But..I like the way you think ma'am.."

~NAUGHTY BUT WISE~

I got this message from two(2) of my friends, same date, 3 seconds time difference..
True enough, kids' wits are amazing. Their young minds create brilliant ideas and formulate answers that sometimes seem complicate the older ones' way of thinking.
As man grows older, he exposes himself to a lot of discoveries and learning. Much as we search for impressive answers, the more we become fools of our own misguided imaginations.



~beanizer topicless for a moment~

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