3 ROUND TORTURES!

AND THEY'RE BACK!!!

Who??

Them!!!
==The VERY THOUGHTFUL TAGGERS
a.k.a. MY SWEETEST TORTURERS!..
I loved being remembered anyway!
Ok, I'm not complaining,, it's just my way of APPRECIATING their SWEETNESS..

Robbie, Lupe & Bella.

Let me start with the pretty brazilian torturer:

"You know bro, Ma'am Rob says
there's a big tummy man who brings gifts to behaved students..
that means our angelic genes should be dominant!"

Dear Teacher Robbie , Being your ONLY favorite student *ahem*..actually, i was expecting my X'mas vacation, but being the "cutest" and most behaved student in the class, i will wholeheartedly do my xmas homework:

1. What movies would you recommend watching around Xmas? It's a nostalgic, sentimental time of the year, after all!

* Well, I don't know any new xmas movie, but I think i have seen the killer JACK FROST when i was 2 months old..guess, it's a valid reason of not having snow here in the country,,JACK FROST can't live here!! yey!!..

2. And speaking of which, what are your plans for the holidays - both Xmas and New Year's Eve?

* Just spend the holidays with my family,,i plan to convince my nephews and nieces to buy me a gift 'coz ever since they came to this world, they never bought me a gift..they only ask and ask!!..that's unfair!

3. How do you feel about Xmas? Are you actually celebrating the birth of Christ, or are you just in it for the food and presents? =P

* Ok! Don't make me feel guilty of not attending the 9 mornings! I can't wake up that early (4am), I'm still a baby!..Hmmm..but, I guess Yes, I do celebrate the thought of Christ's birth 'coz I'm doing my very best to be peace with everyone..
YET, I won't avoid food and presents!.
Btw, I am accepting xmas presents now (in any kind or CASH)!!..just saying :P

"These are not in my wish list!, may Santa got lost?"

4. Enough of Xmas. What do you think about right before sleeping, with your head lying on the pillow?

* Huh? What made you think this Q? ..what would i think before sleep..it's not WHAT actually,it's WHO!..hehe!

5. And what's your first thought when you wake up?

* I said it's WHO not what!..ok, i usually think if i can get on office on time..nothing more:)

6. If you killed somebody, where would you bury the body? =P
* Bury? That is stressful..i'll BURN IT instead.

7.What song do you avoid listening to, and why? (If I'm not prying, of course)

* I love songs..why should i avoid it? Maybe those songs that I can't understand the language 'coz it would never make sense to me..

8. Is there any song that inspires you to be a better person? To dare, go places, do things? Go the distance?
* Yeah, Go the Distance is one (but teacher stole it)..i go for..Flying Without Wings (westlife) and the Warrior Is A Child (Gary V.)..

Phew! I'm done! Yey! Ma'am Rob, send me my prize and my xmas gift alright?


Moving on to my next torturer..the ever-loyal wife of the vampire:
BELLA, despite bullying me all throughout the school year, I would still answer your tag 'coz my "angel" nature can't resist you esp. this Xmas season! Besides, I know your Vampire hubby Edward COOLING is frozen already! haha!
Ok, stop that pouting! I'll answer your questions..sssshhhhh!!!

1. What movies would you recommend watching around Xmas? (this one am not changing since i really wanna know...so that ill watch them on your recommendation)

* Well, since you're still a cheater , copying even Ma'am Robbie's Q, watch JACK FROST ..do i have to explain again? Read my explanation above there! *pointing*

2. Suggest me a good book....a comedy!

* I don't read books!! So I suggest you wait for my book it will be published soon! Ok, I got this one book, it's not a storybook but it is really sensible, opinionated and brilliantly funny..NON-SENSE & NON-SENSIBILITY--just try :)

3. What are your plans for Xmas & New Year?

* For the nth time! Why do you copy Ma'am Robbie's lines? Grrrrr.. my plan is *again* making my nephews & nieces feel guilty of not giving me gift even once!

4. Resolutions for the coming year.

* An angel kid like me don't need resolutions! I am already in my best-behavior..so NO promises for myself, besides, I don't want to be too kind--'coz you will abuse my kindness, you bully!

"Santa won't bring you gifts if you move!! Stay...stay..stay.."

5. What gifts are you giving your loved ones for this Xmas?

* Why made you think i will tell you? What gift are you giving me anyway? Tell me first!

6. What's your wish list for Santa?

* I don't think you and Santa are friends! Hmp! But ok, I wish for good health for my loved ones and harmony in my family.

"So..you're the fat tummy man who don't shave?"

7. Which is your fav Christmas carol?

* Xmas carols?..I like the 12 days of Xmas, Jingle bell rock, and that song in Ms. SIE's site = Christmas in Our Hearts..

"Oh..hooolllly night..oh night divine.."

8. Post a pic of yours(if you don't mind!), or your Christmas tree, church, sweets...anything but it should be something related to your real life:)
* Pic of mine?? Ofcourse I MIND! So you won't be seeing any! haha!

ok, here!

One of the oldest place of worship..

OK! I'm done! Now wrap me Xmas gift!!

And finally my 3rd torturer a.k.a. BELLA's twin sis!
LUPE , you were gone for few months and your twin Bella has been crazy searching for you everywhere..now that you're back, you joined forces with her of tag-torturing me..tsk.tsk..

1. Suggest me a good book..(kept this one b/c I am trying to find something new to read)
* same answer for you (your twin asked me too!)..

2. What is your favorite song right now?
* could you give me a list of new songs? i'm not updated..hehe!..perhaps, some old same songs..FIREFLIES, THE GIFT, SIMPLE THINGS, SOMETHING STUPID, WARRIOR IS A CHILD, FLYNG W/O WINGS..some new songs: SO BIG, REPLAY..yeah! those of Iyaz!

3. How and Who do you usually spent Christmas with?
* WHO= with my family.. and friends (if possible), HOW= just the usual bonding-laughing moments..no plans really:)

4. How big or small is your family?(siblings)
* Guess, just enough size for a Happy Family..hehe! ok! I got seven siblings! ..and i'm the baby!

"Wake up playmates! Santa doesn't like lazy bone babies!"

5. Apart from English, do you speak another language? (if not, what language would you like to learn?)
* My own language ofcourse..what else..hmmmmm...angel's language, but i don't think it's applicable on this planet..want to learn Mandarin Chinese, French..and SIGN language?..

6. What is your favorite past-time?
* Sleeping ..listening to music.

7. Is there anything special you hope to get for Christmas?
* Harmony in the family.

"Hon, you're squeezing me tooo tight"

8. What is your favorite Christmas Cartoon? (For instace, I like Charlie Brown)
* I'm not familiar w/ xmas cartoon..the freshest in my memory is Donald Duck and the 3 naughty duckboys (are they his kids or his nephews?)
..My nephews seem to look like cartoon characters too so i guess they are my favorites..hehe!

Thanks for the tags ladies!

"Santa is coming, my abs are deforming!"

And now my turn!! *evil grin*
Beanie asks:

1/ What is your favorite foodie on Christmas?
2/ Is there something you wanted to change or make unusual this Christmas or New Year?
3/ If you would be asked to choose honestly between a last-piece gift (material) you've been dying to have and a 12-hour bonding with someone you longed for..which would you choose?
4/ Aside from home, where would you like to spend your Christmas or New yEar?
5/ Proceeds will go to charity, Which would you prefer to pet? Piranha, Shark, Snake, Crocodile? You MUST choose one.
6/ You are obliged to date someone, who would you choose: a murderer? a retard? a perv? Choose wisely and explain.
7/ What talent/ skill do you desperately want but never owned? State one.
8/ If you are to buy me a gift, what would it be? Excuses of not-giving is not allowed.

and i'm giving this special assignment to:

*my torturers OFCOURSE! (bella, lupe, rml)
*My special fwend SiE
*The blogger wife diDzy
*the lens' guru Ms. jiLL
*my bloggermom Mom JP
*playmates try, nands, sudhi, mulan, ravie
*newly found friend Liling
*the contest-maker Zee
*artistic fwend rocky
*the duo kuya jec and ning li

"MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!"

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FINALLY!!!! WWWHAAAT???

"Ok! don't get too excited!!"

I just want to blog about one unusual thing that happened last 14 or 15 days. Unusual in a way that it made my cute butt bothered.

It happened one cold night in our sweet peaceful home (in the laundry area to be exact). It isn't a surprise to my few closest friends here that I live with my older sister ('coz I'm still a baby ofcourse!). But to those who just know..well...SURPRISE!!!

Anyway, this is what happened:
My sister was in the laundry area fixing some mess. She found this old box with useless papers and plastics (or trash). She was about to throw it when she noticed something moving inside the box. She called me up..and ofcourse ORDERED me:

"Throw this in the garbage, (pause) there's something inside".

So I took the old box and discover the unknown present. *peek peek* I was delighted to see the surprise! She noticed me smiling secretly.

The conversation goes this way:

Her: "Throw it away immediately"
Me: "Can we just keep them for a while"
Her: "They are nasty and will only stink"
Me: "Don't you have a heart? They are still babies, look at them..besides, you don't like dogs..and I wanted a tiger *looking at them*..hmmm...they will soon be like tigers!"
Her: "And where will you keep them? They stink!"
Me: "We'll keep them until they are strong enough to walk and find their irresponsible mommy"
Her: "Throw them or I'll throw you!"
Me: *blink blink*

I was silent for a minute, put the box down and hurried inside the house. I took the camera and get back to those 'lil darlings. I held them out of the box and took some snaps.

I told them to keep still but

they keep on searching for each other.

Guess they're feeling cold..

or yet their mommy told them to stay together. *kiss kiss*

"sleep my 'lil Simba" "i hate fans, no autographs pls!" "i will be the next cat model"

After taking few snaps, I took another box, put a cloth on it and place each of them inside. I put the box on one corner of the laundry area, peeked on them again and say goodnight. When I was about to get in the house, I saw a cat with a black and brown orange fur approaching the gate. I said "Your babies are there" *pointing the laundry area* It simply stared and turned it's back at me.

Now, it made me think:

1/ What's the language of that cat that she didn't understand me?
2/ Maybe she (the cat) thought I put her babies in the washing machine. (But I pointed the laundry area not the machine)
3/ My sis can't throw me outside of the house, our folks will scold her! hahaha!
4/ Is this the answer to my wish to have triplets in the future?
5/ Why did the mom cat stared as if I have an obligation with the kitties? I can't remember any night I sleep with a cat..

*gulp*

6/ Will Didz accept them as my gifts for her wed? They will help her find Lucy or they will get lost too?? *confused*
7/ How can I make them roar instead of meow?
8/Should I share my coffee to feed them or should I sneak sometimes on my sis' slim fresh milk in the fridge?

E E E E E E L P!!!

Beanizer: "Bad puddy tat! Gimme back my lollies!"

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*sniff sniff*

When we were younger--

crying always seemed to be the answer..

Now that we're older--

crying seems to be the only thing you can do to accept the answer..

~~Salty drops from the windows of our souls remain as the most effective language .

who got the heart to update my blog for me??

*say cheese!!*

Beanizer: "..errr..i think i got the mouse too??"

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am i lovely???????

ok,, i know i am lovable *ahem*, no questions about that..
but hey!! i got a lovely blog award!! Phew!!
After a century, I got one!!

Thanks to my dearest friend who never forgets my wiggling butt..

Karen is one of the most greatest writers i found here on blogosphere.
Know her through her variety of blogs and be amazed!!..
CUiSinE deLiGhT
eZiNE ArTS
laWs & poliTICs
aSiaN FineST STArS
YantcHiLL BeauTy & faShion

and ofcourse,,

heR ReGeNCy

For my LOVELY blogmates..keep these few simple rules or i'll hit you w/ my diapy!!!

1. Accept the award.

2. Post it on your blog together with the name of the person who has granted the award, and his or her blog link.

3. Pass the award to 15 other blogs that you’ve newly discovered. Remember to contact the bloggers to let them know they have been chosen for this award.

Time to pass the gift..

I would still want to pass this award to some of the best blogger friends i have known for quite a long time..their wittiness and loveliness never fades.
And to my newly discovered blogmates, keep up the good work!!

MY 15 LOVELY PEOPLE:

*SiMPLy SiE~ for being a perfect model of a woman's strength..i'm proud of you!

*didZ~ the craziest and longest existing friend i had online she got the wildest blog so far ..wildest unearthly ideas..beware!

*ms. Jill~ the witty hilarious writer who shows life through her cam lens..hmmm..she won that michigan photo contest *whispering* she didnt treat me ice cyeam!! hmp!

*MommY jolly~ owns a great lifestyle..always an inspiration to all..she's my mom in the blog world who never attempt to change my diapy..not even once!!..

*janz & van - great friends with incredible write ups..they inspired me to write about my pet..*sniff sniff*

*raviE, beLLA, sudHi, nAndz & bro tRY~ my ever busy playmates!!..where are you guys!?..i told you to dump college! ehehe! ok no..just update your blogs!

*taRu, tigERdeeja, ady~ who make blogs that strike your heart..and mind..and liver..and kidney..ooops! no not kidneys and livers..

*miss AngiE & ambiguous Angel~ their lovely blogs are always worth your time..keep blogging!

*zeZebeL~ my new found blogger with so interesting topics and fun blogs..hey zee! make more posts, i'm reading! hehe!

*waYfArer- who owns a neat and intelligent blog of anything under the sun, the moon and the stars..

*miSS imperfect - with her daily musings..she's a new found blogger too with a lively blog you won't try to miss..

*vijAya- the girl with unlimited dreams who speaks of her real world..find her pieces and know her more.

hmmmmm..did i reach 15 already?

as usual, i lost my counting..

Beanizer: "one..two..hmmm..i should hire a counting nanny"

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'lil reminders

A grade 4 child once asked his teacher..

"Ma'am, why is the pronoun "I" always capitalized whenever we write it?"

the teacher smiled and said..

"'Coz it's a way of giving respect to yourself. By capitalizing it, you're emphasizing your worth and uniqueness..So value yourself 'coz you exist for a reason.."

~One thing we often missed when we care too much on other people is the value of SELF-RESPECT. The idea of "giving everything" is not a mistake unless you are giving it to someone who never sees your worth.

p/s: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY PA!!.."--(you wont find this anyway..)

Beanizer: "Who stole my diapy!!??.."

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